If your neighbours have an outdoor hot tub, less classy airbnb guests will soon be f**king in it.
If you go round and ask them to ‘turn it down a bit’ you’ll be hit by a near-solid wall of cannabis smoke and realise basic communication is going to be impossible. The playlist is: shit techno, shit r’n’b, or shit dubstep. Why not? They’re only staying a week and there’s enough plates to last that long even if you just smash them.Īll music is annoying when it’s blasting through the wall, but even so, you’re not going to hear classic Zep or a bit of finely-crafted pop by XTC. The gang of 20-year-old lads currently next door have an equally busy itinerary of being hungover, clubbing, getting blackout drunk, arguing with a cab driver at 2am and punching a hole in the lounge door. Oops, no, that’s the earnest Guardian-reading couple and their bored children your neighbours almost rented the house to. Planning a visit to a local pottery museum Not understanding the concept of exponential growth, they’ll soon have 400 pissed teens trashing the place, including some yobs no one knows who’ll steal the original middle-class teenagers’ iPhones and make them cry, in an act of blatant criminality you quite approve of, frankly. Teenage boys staying in an Airbnb will invite girls they want to shag plus back-up options. Maybe you don’t know how good it feels until you try it? Try booting the seat off your own toilet and see if it gives you an amazing buzz or immense sense of satisfaction. So what are the dickheads next to you up to?īad guests will always break the toilet. AIRBNBS are rapidly becoming less of a cheap holiday solution and more of a party house nightmare for the neighbours.
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